Who obviously based his fictitious world on “Greater Exeter” – a flat disc balanced on the back of four elephants (East Devon, Exeter, Teignbridge and Mid-Devon) themselves balanced on a giant turtle (Devon) with a crazy capital called Ankh-Morpork (Exeter) – where only the City Watch (East Devon Watch) was able to keep a semblance of order and call the baddies to account!

“It’s not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren’t doing it”.