Both our MPs backed “also rans” for PM – what now?

Swire was Raab’s campaign manager – Raab was knocked out of the race.
Parish backed old coke-snorter Gove, who is also out of the race.

So who will they back now?

Both started off as Remainers and switched to Brexit (they can change their minds, we can’t).

Johnson and Swire are both Old Etonians, so that looks a pretty likely match.

Parish left school at 16 to work on the family farm so Bojo AND Hunt, who have no interest in agriculture, will patronise him, if they notice him at all.

Neither of them says anything (much at all) on their websites.

Probably still trying to extricate themselves from the tangled voting webs.