According to the Sun and Daily Mail, Tory MPs are shaving their beards off because they have have been told it is a turn off to voters.

Sources have provided an image of what a Simon shorn might look like – and, no, it’s not deep fake AI!

Dear Reader, judge for yourself; but it doesn’t work for Owl.

With or without a beard he still looks like a well-fed Tory.

Will he do it?

Watch this face!