“Chatty rats” in the Tory party whisper to Owl that, emboldened by the success of his Easter Honours list, the PM is contemplating giving any of these 98, not already “recognised”, a Knighthood. He believes this will give them a fighting chance at the election.

He also wants to ensure their loyalty.

Of course, those 20 or 30 who are thought to have submitted a “Dear Sir Graham” letter to the Chair of the 1922 Committee will be expected to withdraw their letters in exchange.

The first tranche of these “Loyalty” Knighthoods and Damehoods could be announced in a surprise “St George’s Day” honours list later in the month.

Our Simon failed to be nominated in the Easter list, if he fails to make it into the “St George’s” list, he might still make it in the expected follow on “Mayday” list.

Or is he now a “lost cause”?

So watch this space! – Owl 1/4/24