“… Mr Swire, minister of state for the Foreign and Commonwealth Office, has already raised the possibility that he might not be in the new cabinet.

http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/ministers-prepare-for-imminent-cabinet-reshuffle/story-29502162-detail/story.html

Oh no, if he gets sacked, instead of answering oral questions in Parliament about foreign policy he will be relegated to asking oral questions about East Devon! And mixing with the likes of Diviani, Moulding, Skinner and Hughes!

Anyone volunteering to give him a crash course on East Devon and its problems?

Still, perhaps Dave will “elevate” him to the House of Lords – we can but hope!