Really, you could not make this stuff up!
“Devon and Cornwall police commissioner Alison Hernandez says the force won’t change the way it serves the community just to chase ‘excellent’ ratings. She was speaking after a report from Her Majesty’s Inspector of Constabulary said the force must do better in key areas.
She said: “We need to make sure we don’t just chase reports, trying to get an ‘excellent’ result.
“By chasing the result you’re trying to say that you’re brilliant, but actually it doesn’t always work out that way. …”