“CONSERVATIVE CUPCAKE CASES
David Cameron has previously revealed that he has watched The Great British Bake Off, which might explain these rather pricey cupcake cases. The pack of 36 patriotic cases, in Tory blue with a Union Jack design, comes in at £5 a pop.”
Or, possibly £50,000 if auctioned for Conservative Party funds by our own Hugo Swire (see comment), or, you could get 250 mixed colours for £4 postage free from Amazon (though their tax position of not paying very much because no-one makes them might put you off).
That, ladies and gentlemen, is today’s lesson on the free market economy!
East Devon Watch 
“Do I hear £5.50?
Come on, ladies and gentlemen. Demonstrate your passion for Britain by bidding on these cupcake cases – these true-blue cupcake cases – these Conservative Blue cupcake cases.
Thank you madam. £5.50. Do I hear £6?
Oh come on ladies and gentlemen. These are not a lot of money. £6 wouldn’t even buy you a half a glass of champers.
Thank you sir. £6. Do I hear £7? £6 is still far to low a bid for these fine cupcake cases. Even someone on benefits could easily afford these at £6 – and you Conservative donors are much, much, much, much, much, much better off than them.
Now, that’s more like it. A bid of £50,000 from the head of GetRichQuick Developers. Sold!!”
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And £55,000 would be nothing to all you benefits’ claimants…
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