Is the Conservative Party just as split as Labour? Time for the Hogwarts Sorting Hat!

Now we hear different factions of the Conservative party disagree about education policies:

Add this to the Conservative splits on the EU, housing policy, rural issues (including broadband), tax evasion, freedom of information and austerity cuts and Labour’s splits on just about everything else and it seems we really have three or four or five or more parties all slugging it out in Parliament and getting nowhere fast.

Is it time to put our MPs through the Hogwarts Sorting Hat procedure? We could vote to give them positive or negative points and positive or negative bonus points and the one with the most points would be in charge next time!

Owl (a most revered bird at Hogwarts) knows who it would expect to be in Slytherin!