At last some good news.

According to figures from the Electoral Commission donations to the Conservatives have slumped by 40% over three months. (Who wants to be seen back losers!)

At the same time MPs are saying Matt Hancock is the hottest ticket as an after dinner speaker on the “rubber chicken circuit” rather than cabinet ministers.

So if the local Tories need to fund any more “Community Surveys”, Matt would be an obvious choice.

Sounds fanciful? Remember it was constituency Tories who voted for “the human hand grenade” Liz Truss.

Think of the publicity. – Owl