Sir Hugo Swire, KCMG? It stands for “Kindly Call Me God” says “Yes Minister”!

So, rumour has it (Sunday Times) that David Cameron intends to make Hugo Swire a Knight Commander of the Order of St Michael and St George (KCMG) which would allow him to style himself Sir Hugo Swire. He joins such illustrious people as Samantha Cameron’s stylist.

Shall we need to bow down and kiss his ring now?

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In the satirical British television programme Yes Minister, Jim Hacker MP is told an old joke by his Private Secretary Bernard Woolley about what the various post-nominals stand for. Season 2, Episode 2 “Doing the Honours”:

Woolley:
In the service, CMG stands for “Call Me God”. And KCMG for “Kindly Call Me God”.
Hacker: What does GCMG stand for?
Woolley: “God Calls Me God”.

Or the posh explanation:

Members of the Order of St Michael are assigned positions in the order of precedence in England and Wales. Wives of male members also feature on the order of precedence, as do sons, daughters and daughters-in-law of Knights Grand Cross and Knights Commanders; relatives of female members, however, are not assigned any special precedence. (As a general rule, individuals can derive precedence from their fathers or husbands, but not from their mothers or wives.)

Knights Grand Cross and Knights Commanders prefix “Sir”, and Dames Grand Cross and Dames Commanders prefix “Dame”, to their forenames. Wives of Knights may prefix “Lady” to their surnames, but no equivalent privilege exists for husbands of Dames. Such forms are not used by peers and princes, except when the names of the former are written out in their fullest forms. Furthermore, honorary (foreign) members and clergymen do not receive the accolade and thus are not entitled to use the prefix “Sir” or “Dame”. Knights and Dames Grand Cross use the post-nominal “GCMG”; Knights Commanders and Dames Commanders use “KCMG” and “DCMG” respectively; Companions use “CMG”.

Knights and Dames Grand Cross are also entitled to receive heraldic supporters. They may, furthermore, encircle their arms with a depiction of the circlet (a circle bearing the motto) and the collar; the former is shown either outside or on top of the latter. Knights and Dames Commanders and Companions may display the circlet, but not the collar, surrounding their arms. The badge is depicted suspended from the collar or circlet.”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_St_Michael_and_St_George

As an antidote, here is a list of people who have refused honours:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_who_have_declined_a_British_honour

Swire: economical with the truth at the Foreign Office?

Who was the Minister responsible for this part of the world until the recent government reshuffle? Hugo Swire.

The reason this is important is explained at the end of the quote: there are attempts to stop arms sales to Saudi Arabia and if it were shown that they are using British-made cluster bombs in Yemen, this would hugely increase the possibility of this happening.

Tobias Ellwood, a minister at the Foreign Office, last night issued ‘corrections’ to six statements to Parliament about the use of British-made cluster bombs by Saudi forces in Yemen. …

… Ministers have repeatedly misled Parliament about the use of British-made cluster bombs by Saudi Arabian forces in Yemen, the Foreign Office admitted last night.

In an unprecedented move, Tobias Ellwood, a minister at the department, issued ‘corrections’ to six statements on the Yemen crisis dating back almost six months.

MPs and campaigners have been pressing the Government over the use by Saudi Arabia of British weapons and expertise in its bloody incursion in neighbouring Yemen.

In statements dating back to February, ministers have said that ‘we have assessed that there has not been a breach of international humanitarian law by the coalition’.

But yesterday Mr Ellwood admitted that they should have said ‘we have been unable to assess that there has been a breach of international humanitarian law by the Saudi-led coalition’.

The written answer also said it was not for the UK Government to assess the Saudi bombing operation.

Liberal Democrat leader Tim Farron said it was an outrage that it had been slipped out on the final day of the parliamentary sitting along with a torrent of other bad news. …

…The Government is facing a court case that it should ban all arms sales to Saudi Arabia. The European Parliament has also voted overwhelmingly for an arms embargo on the Saudis while the conflict with Yemen continues.”

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3702440/Parliament-misled-six-times-Saudi-Arabia-forces-use-UK-cluster-bombs.html

Swire may be free to speak “as I see fit” but NOT free to act!

Swire pinched the first part of Claire Wright’s election slogan (“free to speak, free to act”) in recent press coverage about his recent demotion to the back benches but, tellingly, he did not pinch the second part.

Swire is NOT, of course, free to act. He is bound by the devices and desires of his national party policies and subject to a very firm whip to ensure that he behaves himself now and in the future.

It rather circumscribes his ” freedom”.

Hugo Swire’s parliamentary interventions 2006-2010

This comment is re-posted here, beginning this time with its final sentence:

…. my biggest overall impression is that there was nothing, NOTHING [during the years that Swire felt free to speak in Parliament] requiring any substantial expertise that a new Independent MP like Claire Wright couldn’t have done just as well if not better.

Hugo Swire became a minister in 2010, so we should get some indication of how he behaves as a back bencher from his time as an MP prior to 2010 – though in opposition at this point of course. I guess we should expect that, as an opposition MP charged with holding the Labour government to account, we should be seeing a far more questioning approach. Fortunately, his contributions are available online as part of the Hansard archive for us to review, as follows:

2006-2007: http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm200607/cmhansrd/cmallfiles/mps/commons_hansard_4192_os.html

In 2006/2007 session, Hugo spoke in the commons on only 15 occasions – that’s 15 occasions out of several hundred sitting days and several thousand hours of debate, though of course not all of these 15 occasions actually contained anything of any significance. For example on one of these occasions he only said “Will the right hon. Lady give way?” to Tessa Jowell – not exactly earth shattering. He did speak about the lottery funding of the 2012 Olympics, the BBC and drugs in prisons on several occasions.

He started rehearsing his role as a Foreign Office minister by asking asking about Gaza, but did manage to mention East Devon a couple of times – on one occasion pleading for better protection against wrecks like the Napoli at Branscombe, and on another occasion to congratulate Devon Air Ambulance on backfilling for shortcomings of the NHS. However he did not secure a single debate on issues of serious import to East Devon.

So that is two mentions of East Devon in 2006-2007 but without securing any specific debates about issues affecting East Devon. Not IMO exactly good value for money – several hundred thousand pounds in salary and expenses for one short plea for support for the coastline after a shipwreck.

2007-2008: http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm200708/cmhansrd/cmallfiles/mps/commons_hansard_4192_os.html

In 2007/2008 session, he spoke on 27 occasions. He rehearsed further for his ministerial role with questions about Zimbabwe, Afghanistan & Serbia, Muslim law, bank support for South American exports, and relationships between Harriet Harman and foreign oligarchs (perhaps he felt this was something he should research in case he needed to know about it in his future role). He also spoke about art collectors (presumably based on his expertise as a fine art auctioneer), female genital mutilation (not sure about his expertise on this subject), the sale of Shackleton barracks, casinos / gambling (again), election funding (oh, the irony considering the current scandals), called for hard evidence in support of government arguments about foetal abnormalities (oh, irony again given the lack of hard facts during the referendum), farmers growing eco-fuel, and against the EU Lisbon Treaty.

But to his credit he did speak very briefly about Job Centre closures in Sidmouth, Exmouth and Axminster, about cut-backs in care for the elderly, about the Waterloo-Exeter rail link, about funding for community power and heat generation in Cranbrook, pensions funding for Devon & Somerset Fire Service. More notably he secured two debates about the closure of Post Office Counters in small communities, and about the sell off “to the highest bidder” of Rolle College, Exmouth and more generally about education funding in East Devon cf. UK averages. (Of course, the Conservative government of which he was a minister made education funding in East Devon even lower cf. UK average, but surely that should not detract from his stance when in opposition, should it?)

For 2007/8, having secured two debates for East Devon issues I would mark Hugo as delivering better value-for-money than the previous year, though undoubtedly there were many more occasions where he could have spoken about issues of importance to East Devon and 27 occasions in several thousand hours of debate is not exactly a major contribution to political thinking. So, still poor value-for-money.

2008-2009: http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm200809/cmhansrd/cmallfiles/mps/commons_hansard_4192_od.html

IN 2008/9 Hugo spoke on about 40 occasions. He continued his rehearsals for a ministerial role for a 3rd year running with comments on Afghanistan, Iran and Gaza, and drew on his expertise of army life (a very short experience indeed – a bit like his university experience) to ask questions about reductions in the strength of the TA, equipment shortages, and armoured vehicles held up in Israeli customs. He also spoke about transparency for MPs expenses (whilst his position on transparency was unclear on this occasion, we know from his outburst re his families use of tax havens that he is not that keen on transparency), on reducing the number of MPs (but funny how the government he was a minister in failed to make this happen), on getting more people registered to vote, on Labour economic disaster, Swine Flu, funding for local councils for heritage archives (of course later made made MUCH, MUCH worse under his own government), banks privatised after the financial crisis, Lyme disease, that we should join the Euro (yes – really!), and the perception of MPs having their “noses in the trough at a time of an economic recession if not a depression” (irony again). But he also spoke very briefly about tourism and taxes on furnished holiday lettings, road links to Exeter Airport and funds for mitigating its environmental impact, marine conservation cf. MV Napoli, Samurai Sword crime in East Devon, SW educational funding (again), fuel poverty (particularly in Exmouth), the EDDC judicial review into boundary changes, and secured debates on much higher than average sewerage charges in the SW, and about the MSC Napoli shipwreck.

So again, Hugo secured debates on two areas of interest to East Devon, by 40 comments in several thousand hours of debate is hardly stunning. Still terrible value-for-money.

2009-2010: http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm200910/cmhansrd/cmallfiles/mps/commons_hansard_4192_od.html

Hugo spoke 28 times this year. He spoke on Gaza/Hamas/Israel, Afghanistan, Pakistan, USA/Argentina/Falklands, EU regulations, on restricting freedom of protest (in Parliament Square), on Lyme disease (again), on treatment for wounded armed servicemen, TA funding (again), bovine tuberculosis, pensioners cold weather payments, dementia, lottery funding, and unitary government in Devon, educational funding for Devon, upper gastro-intestinal surgery (based on a complaint by a constituent), water charges in the SW (though this time for drinking water rather than sewerage), Met Office redundancies, raising a 69 signature petition about home education (but of course later being a minister in a government that ignored petitions with several thousand times as many signatures) and securing a debate on Seaside Town Regeneration to discuss tax changes for furnished holiday letting.

Whilst this was perhaps a shortened parliamentary year (because of the election), 28 comments including securing one debate is still a pitiful result. Conclusion: Still poor VFM.

I should add that with the exception of the debates he secured which he introduced with a substantial speech, most of these were short comments or questions rather than making any serious points.

Hugo Swire – now also MP for Exeter? Or perhaps “shadow” education minister in his own party?

Swire has sprung to life in Parliament!

And what aspect of life in East Devon did he see fit to talk about?

Students in Exeter!!! Bet Ben Bradshaw is miffed!

Here is the extract:

Higher Education and Research Bill (19 Jul 2016)
http://www.theyworkforyou.com/debates/?id=2016-07-19a.702.0&s=speaker%3A11265#g749.0
Hugo Swire: Has my hon. Friend made any study of the outrageous
discrimination suffered by English students studying at Scottish
universities after we come out of the European Union?

Higher Education and Research Bill (19 Jul 2016)
http://www.theyworkforyou.com/debates/?id=2016-07-19a.702.0&s=speaker%3A11265#g750.1
Hugo Swire: The right hon. Gentleman will have heard what my hon. Friend
the Member for Cannock Chase (Amanda Milling) said, citing Sir Steve
Smith, the vice-chancellor of Exeter University. He will also be aware
of the huge number of overseas students at Exeter University, which make
it one of the leading universities in the country, if not in the world.
I know that the Minister shares my view about…

Etc, etc.

Perhaps he might next focus on the closure of Tipton St John Primary School – Owl is sure they would appreciate his help – although Claire Wright is doing as much as she can, an extra pair of hands would surely help!

Should political lobbyists be allowed to become MPs?

“Owen Smith, who now faces Jeremy Corbyn in the Labour leadership battle, worked as a lobbyist in the pharmaceutical industry for five years before becoming the MP for Pontypridd in 2010.

After working for the US giant Pfizer, Smith moved to the controversial biotech firm Amgen in 2008. At the time, Amgen was battling an investigation into one of its most successful anaemia drugs, Aranesp.

Amgen was ultimately fined $762m for illegally promoting the drug to cancer patients in a way that increased the likelihood of their deaths. Amgen was hit with the fines after it emerged that the California company was “pursuing profits at the risk of patient safety” as it promoted a non-approved use of Aranesp.

Smith was in charge of corporate affairs, corporate and internal communications and public affairs at the British division of Amgen while the biotech company was being investigated.

The main whistleblower on Aranesp filed her case against Amgen in 2006, sparking a US investigation that took several years to conclude. The whistleblower also claimed that Amgen systematically overfilled vials of the drugs, when selling them in America, which enabled doctors to “pool” the excess amounts.

The doctors were then encouraged to bill Medicare and private insurers for the use of the excess drug, creating a system of “liquid kickbacks” according to one lawyer on the case.

Amgen also produces a drug called erythropoietin – better known as EPO – which it produced under its Epogen brand name. Epogen was connected to the international cycling scandal, which involved cyclists such as Lance Armstrong. …”

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/19/owen-smith-worked-as-pr-chief-for-biotech-firm-hit-by-762m-fine

David Cameron was “Director of Corporate Affairs” at Carlton TV (i.e. a lobbyist):

In July 1994, Cameron left his role as Special Adviser to work as the Director of Corporate Affairs at Carlton Communications. Carlton, which had won the ITV franchise for London weekdays in 1991, was a growing media company which also had film-distribution and video-producing arms. Cameron was suggested for the role to Carlton executive chairman Michael P. Green by his later mother-in-law Lady Astor. Cameron left Carlton to run for Parliament in 1997, returning to his job after his defeat.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Cameron#Carlton

and our own dear Hugo Swire had a similar job at the National Gallery:

“He was a financial consultant, then became of Head of Development for the National Gallery, then Director of the auction house Sotheby’s directly before his election from 1996.”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugo_Swire#Career

Swire will talk about East Devon in Parliament as he sees fit

“Some of my detractors locally consistently point to my not mentioning East Devon in Parliament although I have repeatedly pointed out that as a Government Minister I was only able to speak to my brief. Of course it didn’t suit some to believe that but that is the case. But now no such restrictions apply and I am free to question and debate anything I choose. Liberated from office I can mention East Devon as much as I see fit.”

http://www.sidmouthherald.co.uk/news/east_devon_mp_hugo_swire_back_to_the_back_benches_1_4623156

How about not just mentioning East Devon when you see fit (translation: much more in an election year than at any other time) but REPRESENTING EAST DEVON and talking about the district when it is needed, not just when it suits YOU.

Oh, and we look forward to seeing you have surgeries on a weekly basis.

Swire: enormously missed by the Maldives

Swire’s Twitter account:

https://mobile.twitter.com/HugoSwire

is full of grateful thanks from many countries for his ministrations at the Foreign Office.

By far the most coming from the Maldives, which appears desolate at its loss, not salved by already having a new UK government representative in place, probably Sir Alan Duncan, MP who took Swire’s place.

Still, that country has about 350,000 inhabitants whereas East Devon has only about 136,000 so taking care of East Devon should be much easier and much less commuting time from Mid-Devon.

Was the new wine and candles photo at the top of the Twitter account taken during one of his visits to the Maldives, perhaps? It looks much too exotic to be Sidmouth – though climate change may well see Sidmouth transformed into a tropical climate quite soon!

Has Hugo Swire semi-retired now he is a backbench MP?

This was the photograph that used to grace his Twitter account when he was a Foreign Office Minister:

hugo1

and this is the photograph that he replaced it with when he was sacked from his ministerial job:

Hugo2

From ministerial leather armchair to wine and candles somewhere that just doesn’t look at all like East Devon – what a difference a day makes!

Though, perhaps, when the carnival is really over, THIS might be the reality:

Claire Wright and MP Hugo Swire with protesters at Ottery St Mary hospital on Saturday Ref sho 21-16SH 4964. Picture: Simon Horn.

Claire Wright and MP Hugo Swire with protesters at Ottery St Mary hospital on Saturday Ref sho 21-16SH 4964. Picture: Simon Horn.

Back bench – influence or toe the party line?

A correspondent below has raised the question as to why, if Swire as a commom-or-garden back bench MP would be ineffective, should an Independent MP not be just as ineffective.

Good question.

It is Swire himself who told us that he was MORE effective on our behalf as a Minister as, though he maintained that he could not speak for us in Parliament, as a Minister he said had direct access to other Ministers instead. The mover and shaker could easily have quiet words with other movers and shakers.

And now he has one major difference compared to an independent MP – having to follow the Whip of someone in his party who sacked him and whose leadership, it appears from his tweet, does not inspire him. HE sees it as relegation (albeit with his mates).

Not the case for Independents – free to speak, free to act, as they say.

He could, of course, become an Independent and free himself from his shackles!

Swire: jumped or pushed? Depends on your source!

Swire’s Twitter account gives the impression he jumped (see post below) but Daily Mail (so it MUST be true!) says he was pushed:

The Prime Minister continued her ‘posh boy purge’ by removing Old Etonian Hugo Swire as a Foreign Office Minister. He responded by tweeting a cartoon image of Bugs Bunny saying: ‘That’s all, folks.’

Mr Swire lost his job shortly after using Twitter to liken sacked allies of David Cameron to condemned prisoners sent to the guillotine during the French Revolution.

He said: ‘Not a good time to be a Cameroon. The tumbrils are rolling again!’
Mrs May also sacked public-school educated Ed Vaizey, who was Arts Minister”

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3693766/Brutal-sacks-Gove-ally-New-Prime-Minister-s-ruthless-reshuffle-continues-Dominic-Raab-loses-Justice-Minister-role.html

Swire was very briefly Private Parliamentary Secretary to Theresa May when she was Conservative Party Chairman in 2003. Perhaps it was an experience one or both of them did not want to repeat.

Swire: jumping before being pushed? Hello constituency MP!

So, farewell Hugo Swire, Minister of State at the Foreign and Commonwealth Office, hello Hugo Swire, common-or-garden backbench MP. It should be noted that, since becoming an MP, Swire has spent most of his time in some government post or other and has never really experienced life as a back bench MP with little or no power or influence.

No excuses now for not speaking up on behalf of East Devon! And SO much less international work for his £35,000+ per annum P.A (his wife Sasha). True, it will mean commuting from his home in Mid-Devon but at least that will still be on expenses.

Hugo Swire said he was retiring from his role as a foreign minister hours after likening sacked allies of David Cameron to condemned prisoners sent to the guillotine during the French revolution.

He tweeted yesterday: “Not a good time to be a Cameroon. The tumbrils are rolling again!”

Tumbrils were carts used to carry prisoners to the guillotine during the revolution.

On Saturday, he tweeted a photo of the famous Looney Tunes cartoon sign-off “that’s all folks!” and said: “I am retiring to the backbenches to join my friends. It’s been an honour and a privilege to have served as a minister in the government since 2010.”

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/15/more-heads-roll-in-next-round-of-theresa-may-ruthless-reshuffle

Aren’t we lucky …

Swire: between a rock and a hard place this weekend

Junior ministerial appointments such as Swire’s will probably be sorted out next week.

What an awful long weekend it will be for him, worrying about whether he will be left to try to keep Boris under control or demoted to ordinary constituency MP.

Or perhaps Mrs May might have some other post in mind for him – back to Northern Ireland or Culture, Media and Sport – under some younger, grammar-school-educated boss.

It’s a hard life.

What is the best option for East Devon?

Swire:
A: Boris and Hugo swan around the world together with Hugo as Boris’s bagman
or
B: Becomes a backbench constituency MP and commutes to East Devon from Mid-Devon and desperately tries to persuade Theresa May’s colleagues to listen to him?

Parish:
A: Remains As Chairman of the Select Committee on Environment, Food and Rural Affairs and keeps on trying to dual the A303
or
B: Becomes a non-office- holding backbench constituency MP with no major role in government and finally has to decide whether he is a Remainer or Brexiter?

Swire has the wobblies

“… Mr Swire, minister of state for the Foreign and Commonwealth Office, has already raised the possibility that he might not be in the new cabinet.

Tweeting ahead of FCO departmental questions this morning, he wrote that he is “preparing for possibly my last FCO Oral Questions”. …

http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/ministers-prepare-for-imminent-cabinet-reshuffle/story-29502162-detail/story.html

Oh no, if he gets sacked, instead of answering oral questions in Parliament about foreign policy he will be relegated to asking oral questions about East Devon! And mixing with the likes of Diviani, Moulding, Skinner and Hughes!

Anyone volunteering to give him a crash course on East Devon and its problems?

Still, perhaps Dave will “elevate” him to the House of Lords – we can but hope!

Whither the Bullingdon Club and Hugo Swire?

Now Andrea Leadsom has withdrawn from the Tory campaign, how will East Devon MP Hugo Swire fare? Theresa May is, of course, not part of the Eton Old Boys Club and has not shown any enthusiasm for it.

Maybe we can now get our constituency MP back so he can start to deal with all the pressing problems we have here. But maybe she will enjoy keeping a few of the posh boys around in minor roles!

And what of Parish? He is a Remainer who backed Leadsom, a Brexiter!

They say a week is a long time in politics, but now it’s just a few minutes!

Neil Parish does the Brexit hokey-cokey

hokeys

He was one of 79 Tory MPs who voted with the opposition to force the EU referendum.

He then backed – vociferously – Remain,

Now he backs Brexiter Andrea Leadsom.

Hugo Swire has not yet declared. Might he also back a Brexiter?

Well, you have to be flexible in the Parliamentary jobs market.

The Jo Cox Fund

The Jo Cox Fund is currently around £47,000 short of its £1.5m target to fund charities concerned with combating loneliness and alienation, hate crimes and life-saving help for ordinary citizens trapped in the Syrian fighting. Donations are slowing down.

Surely, our Parliament and House of Lords could make up this shortfall?

It would be a generous and compassionate gesture from all sides of the political spectrum.

And what about a few of those ultra-rich donors to ALL political parties donating what, for them, is small change? And there are a good few millionaires in Parliament and donations would surely be tax-deductible.

This transcends party politics – or should do.

Perhaps Hugo Swire could donate another pot of honey – after all, the last one, auctioned for Conservative Party coffers, fetched £15,000.

https://www.gofundme.com/jocox