Swire’s choice for PM not doing too well at present

Guardian satirist John Crace :

“… During the night, medics must have been mainlining Dominic Raab with valium to try to control his anger. It didn’t wholly work, as his neck bulged out of his shirt and the anger vein in his forehead still pulsed, but for once he didn’t actively look like someone who was about to commit GBH. Instead, the air of menace was more latent. The reason he was going to be able to force the EU to renegotiate the withdrawal deal was because they were terrified of him. He could out-psycho anyone. He knew where the bodies were buried. Mainly because he had put them there….”