Maybe Owl needs to take an eye test (can you still get them these days?).
An eagle-eyed correspondent has just spotted a third mistake in the Tory Pledges:
Our “Commissionaire” whose mission is to “improve asses” is now called “HerMandez”.
With so many mistakes in such a small section of the leaflet, Owl’s advice is to take no notice of any of it.
Maybe it was intended as an April Fool.
Ah, ejoocashun is soooo improtant don’t ya fink!!!