Queen’s speech: a masterclass in Toryspeak!

… those made homeless by the fire should be rehoused “as close as practically possible” to where they lived before (HOW CLOSE?)

… will continue to work to ensure that every child has the opportunity to attend a good school (Owl lives this one – “continue to work to ensure”! Priceless! NOT “WE WILL ENSURE”!)

… will work to ensure people have the skills they need for the high-skilled, high-wage jobs of the future, including through a major reform of technical education ( more working to ensure)!

… work to improve social care” and “bring forward proposals for consultation” on social care (NOT WE WILL IMPROVE)!

… bring forward measures to help tackle unfair practices in the energy market NOT TO TACKLE, JUST TO “HELP” TACKLE!

… examine “markets which are not working fairly for consumers”

Summary: we are stuffed, but I’m damned if we will admit it!

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